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Trumpius Caesar Declares Electricity an Imperial Security Matter

Trumpius Caesar launches an imperial defense of America’s power grid, targeting suspicious foreign transformers, digita…

26.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the XIV Triumphs of the Week

Fourteen victories in one week? For ordinary presidents, impossible. For Donaldus Trumpius Maximus, apparently just ano…

26.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Lowers the Banners for Dollica Partonia

The Empire falls silent, the banners descend, and even the Great Eagle looks unusually emotional. Trumpius Caesar order…

25.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Ends Canada's Royal Free Ride

Trumpius Caesar marches north into the Bellum Maple Syrup Maximum. Cars, bourbon, cheese, airplanes and billions of dol…

25.08.2026

Trumpius vs. Fentanylus: The Imperial War on Poison

Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar Maximus marches against Fentanylus and the Cartellii Narcoterroristi, unleashing law…

24.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Makes America’s Wilds Majestic Again

Trumpius Caesar celebrates America’s national parks, opens the imperial gates for free and declares forests, waterfalls…

24.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes Economic D-Day: Tehran Shall Stand Alone

Trumpius Caesar sends no legions into battle this time. He sends the Treasury. Operation Economic Outcast turns sanctio…

24.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Liberation of the School Desk

Trumpius Caesar marches against Washington's educational bureaucracy: more school choice, more parental power, more aut…

24.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Conquers Carolina: The Palmetto Triumph

Trumpius Caesar marches into Carolina Meridionalis armed with tax cuts, falling crime statistics and a multibillion-dol…

21.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Launches the Golden Rocket Age

Trumpius Maximus orders America toward 1,000 launches a year, new imperial spaceports, commercial Moon traffic and one …

20.08.2026