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Trumpius Caesar Builds the Great American Space Highway

Imperator Trumpius Maximus orders 1,000-plus annual launches, lunar logistics, rapid-response rockets, and commercial M…

20.08.2026

Imperator by Remote Control: Trumpius Sends His Cabinet Legions Across America

Trumpius Caesar unleashes his Cabinet legions across America, where ministers inspect oil rigs, factories, hospitals, p…

20.08.2026

Melania Augusta Floors It: $2 Million for the Fosterium

Two million dollars, 26 universities and an IndyCar in the Rose Garden: Melania Augusta sends Fostering the Future onto…

20.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Return of the Auto Legions

The auto legions are marching home. Trumpius Caesar raises the Sacred Tariff Scroll as Fordius, Toyotus, Mercedes-Benzu…

19.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Grants Canada Three Days of Tariff Mercy

Trumpius Maximus temporarily lowers the mighty tariff sword over Canadian booze, cheese and automobiles. Canadia receiv…

18.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Vanishing of Crime

Murderus retreats, Robbius surrenders, and Kashius Patelius sends the FBI legions marching: According to the White Pala…

18.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Legion of Double Duty

America’s teachers, builders, farmers, nurses, engineers, and office workers become legionaries whenever the Republic c…

17.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the 260 Days of the Iron Eagle

More than 260 days at sea, over 150 in a combat zone: Admiralius Bradus Cooper Maximus boards the USS Abraham Lincolniu…

17.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Pill Price Plunge

Ave, Pharmacia! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus celebrates the greatest prescription drug price decline in more tha…

17.08.2026

Melania Augusta and the Triumph of the 34 Families

Melania Augusta deploys the empire's most unusual diplomatic weapon: compassion. According to the Domus Alba, her effor…

17.08.2026