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Trumpius Caesar and the Triumph of the Pacific

Eighty-one years after Imperial Japan surrendered, Trumpius Caesar summons the eagles, trumpets, and golden chronicles …

14.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Guards America's Sacred Retirement Treasury

Social Security turns 91, and Trumpius Caesar has appointed himself supreme guardian of America's retirement treasury: …

14.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Rebirth of the Great Steam Armada

Trumpius Caesar has commanded America’s Navy back into a glorious future powered by steam, hydraulics, Finnish shipbuil…

13.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Drone Tariff Sky

Trumpius Caesar raises a mighty tariff shield over America, charging foreign drones up to 100 percent while summoning f…

13.08.2026

Trumpius Locks Down the Heavens: Foreign Drones Must Pay Tribute

Trumpius Caesar declares imported drones, batteries, and docking stations a threat to the Empire. His answer: tariffs o…

13.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Return of the Steam Armada

America’s shipyards are slow and its naval designs never stop changing. Trumpius Caesar orders new docks, Finnish exper…

13.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Container Carnival

More than 40 suspect realms, billions in allegedly relabeled goods, and an artificial-intelligence border guard: Trumpi…

13.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Cyber Legions

Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Cyber Maximus summons America's digital legions. Vetted private cyber Praetorians may hunt …

12.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Cyber Legions: Operation Hackus Maximus

Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Cyberneticus unleashes America's Cyber Legions against ransomware barbarians, phish…

12.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar vs. Fentanylus: The Prevention Legions March

Imperator Trumpius declares August the month of prevention and summons parents, teachers, pastors, coaches, and the mig…

12.08.2026