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Trumpius Caesar and the Miracle of the Ninety Bucks

Trumpius Caesar discovers a public fund and immediately discovers his own generosity. Seniors get ninety bucks. The emp…

02.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Factory of Eternal Self-Praise

Ave, American industry! Trumpius Caesar unveils golden tariffs, dream factories, and a manufacturing boom powered by no…

02.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar’s Golden Firewall: Nobody Hacks an Emperor!

Trumpius Caesar conquers cyberspace with a Golden Eagle, obedient superintelligence, and imperial password advice. Then…

02.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar Protects Every Home—with a Speech in a Gold Frame

Trumpius Caesar promises an empire free from domestic violence. Shelters need staff and funding; His Majesty offers mag…

02.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar Takes Command of Breast Cancer Awareness Month: The Victory Arch Is Already Ordered

A pink ribbon, a golden wreath, and a victory arch ordered in advance: Trumpius Caesar backs the fight against breast c…

02.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the $49 Trillion Apocalypse

Trumpius Caesar unleashes the imperial economists, discovers a $49 trillion socialist apocalypse and rides to the rescu…

01.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the 32 Triumphs of the Imperial Express

Nearly two years into his second imperial reign, Trumpius Caesar unveils another magnificent victory scroll packed with…

01.10.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Senatorial Stock Oracle

Trumpius Caesar marches against congressional stock trading as Washingtonium erupts over portfolios, political power, a…

30.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Ignites the Great Steel Miracle of Iowarium

Trumpius Caesar summons a colossal steel empire in Iowarium, where furnaces glow, senators cheer, and American industry…

30.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Declares War on the Tick Empire

With one imperial stroke of the golden pen, Trumpius Caesar extends America’s campaign against ticks and vector-borne d…

30.09.2026