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Trumpius Caesar and the Six Tech Legions of Tomorrow

Melania Augusta summons Googlius, Amazonia, Intellius, Adobius, Stellalinkus, and Zoomius for a grand imperial mission …

30.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Declares War on Mosquitoes and Ticks

Trumpius Caesar launches an imperial crusade against mosquitoes and ticks, mobilizing science, drones, bureaucrats, and…

29.09.2026

Trumpius Declares War on Mosquitoes: No Bite Shall Survive the Empire!

Mosquitous and Tickus have chosen the wrong emperor. Trumpius Maximus unleashes scientists, landscapers, biotech, and i…

29.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Inaugurates the Age of Super Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence is finished. Not technologically, of course — merely linguistically. Imperator Donaldus Trumpiu…

29.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Inaugurates the Age of Super Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence was apparently not majestic enough for Trumpius Caesar. So one imperial decree transforms good …

29.09.2026

Trumpius Opens the Gardens: Roses, Bees and Rotors

Imperatrix Melania Trumpia welcomes the people into the imperial gardens, where roses, bees, vegetables and a helipad m…

29.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Digital Gate of America

Trumpius Caesar unveils America.gov, the imperial digital front door promising one login, fewer bureaucratic mazes, Sup…

29.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Opens the Digital Oracle of the Empire

America.gov becomes the Porta Digitalis Maxima as Trumpius Caesar elevates Super Intelligence into the imperial oracle …

29.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Saves the Sacred College Sports Empire — Senatus, Catch the Damn Ball!

NIL chaos, transfers, lawyers and mountains of money threaten the sacred arenas. Trumpius Caesar enters the Colosseum a…

28.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Imperial Parade of Appointments

Trumpius Caesar unfurls another imperial scroll, sending ambassadors, marshals, inspectors, agricultural guardians and …

28.09.2026