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Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Armada of Freedom

While weaker nations argue over rusty fishing boats and delayed cargo, Trumpius Caesar Maximus is unleashing a glorious…

23.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Atomic Empire of Gigawatts

Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unleashed the greatest nuclear comeback since Emperor Eisenhowerius first split the atom fo…

22.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Rise of the Viking Tech Empire

Trumpius Caesar Maximus joins forces with the Viking kingdom of Svearica to build the world’s most outrageous AI and sp…

22.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Refrigerator Liberation

Trumpius Caesar Maximus storms the frozen bureaucracy of Bidenius Confusus and launches the greatest refrigerator freed…

21.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Salutes the Queen of the Atlantic Skies

Trumpius Caesar Maximus honors Amelia Earhartia Volantis, the fearless sky empress who conquered the Atlantic with fire…

20.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar Appoints the Supreme Keeper of Scrolls and the Imperial Coin Counter

Trumpius Caesar Maximus sends two new masters of investigations and imperial finances to the Senate — turning bureaucra…

20.05.2026

Prima Domina Melania Magnifica and the Four Golden Pillars of the Child Empire

Inside the glittering marble halls of Washingtonia Imperialis, Prima Domina Melania Magnifica delivered a majestic addr…

20.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar Declares the Golden Liberation of Cubania

With golden banners waving and freedom speeches echoing through the Imperial White Palace, Trumpius Caesar Maximus unle…

20.05.2026

Prima Domina Melania Magnifica and the Great Imperial Picnic of Unity

As senators battled over cornhole glory, burgers, and political survival, Prima Domina Melania Magnifica declared at th…

19.05.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Tariff Scroll of Gabonia

With golden pens, endless annexes, and enough tariff codes to terrify an army of accountants, Trumpius Caesar Maximus r…

19.05.2026