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Trumpius Caesar and the Book of Life: Please Reserve the Biggest Entry

Trumpius Caesar sends his Rosh Hashanah greetings with dignity, imperial grandeur, and historic proportions. Everything…

11.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Raises American Valor in Marble

With one imperial signature, Trumpius Caesar clears the way for a monument honoring America’s Medal of Honor recipients…

10.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Announces the Great $5,000 Golden Rain

Trumpius Caesar unveils democracy’s newest feature: vote correctly first, collect $5,000 later. The Imperial Palace cal…

10.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great $500 Sesterce Shower

Trumpius Caesar opens the imperial treasury: nearly one million Americans are set to receive $500 each. Naturally, this…

10.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Day Even the Emperor Fell Silent

On the 25th anniversary of September 11, Trumpius Caesar proclaims Patriot Day. Even the golden Empire pauses for remem…

09.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Wallpaper of the Empire

Imperatrix Melania Magnifica turns wallpaper, marble floors and a tennis pavilion into pillars of American civilization…

09.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Saves America — Again, Completely

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus reviews his imperial achievements: borders secured, wars ended, oil unleashed, bureaucracy co…

09.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar vs. Canadia: The Great Maple Tariff War

Canadia retaliates, and Trumpius Caesar answers with five proclamations, import bans and an imperial tariff crusade aga…

08.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Maple Chariot Tariff

Canada defies the Empire, so Trumpius Caesar unleashes the ultimate weapon of his trade legions: a magnificent 50 perce…

08.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Locks Canada Out of the Imperial Liquor Cabinet

Trumpius Caesar escalates the Great Alcohol War with Canadia. First came gigantic tariffs. Now selected Canadian bottle…

08.09.2026