Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

Trumpius Caesar raises his golden pen and liberates red diesel from its off-road exile. Governors cheer, senators give thanks, farmers fill …

Trumpius Caesar declares children’s health an imperial mission. Food dyes flee, tablets tremble, Golden Science marches on Washingtonium, an…

In the Empire of Trumpius, even the smoke detector has become an instrument of imperial greatness. Caesar declares Fire Prevention Week, mob…

Trumpius Caesar liberates red diesel from tractors and sends it onto America's highways, proving once again that even energy policy can beco…

The Empire groans at the pump, but Trumpius Caesar has found the imperial solution: unleash the red diesel, postpone the taxes, raid Europe’…

Trumpius Caesar triumphantly enters Nebraskus, where taxes retreat, farmers receive Imperial gold, cattle gain protection and even the corn …

Trumpius Caesar summons the world to Kyotium for a Golden Age of Science, where superintelligence will accelerate discovery, autonomous labo…

Trumpius Caesar discovers a public fund and immediately discovers his own generosity. Seniors get ninety bucks. The emperor gets a triumphal…

Trumpius Caesar conquers cyberspace with a Golden Eagle, obedient superintelligence, and imperial password advice. Then the AI discovers the…

Trumpius Caesar promises an empire free from domestic violence. Shelters need staff and funding; His Majesty offers magnificent compassion, …