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The auto legions are marching home. Trumpius Caesar raises the Sacred Tariff Scroll as Fordius, Toyotus, Mercedes-Benzus and Stellantius pou…

Murderus retreats, Robbius surrenders, and Kashius Patelius sends the FBI legions marching: According to the White Palatium, Trumpius Caesar…

America’s teachers, builders, farmers, nurses, engineers, and office workers become legionaries whenever the Republic calls. Trumpius Caesar…

More than 260 days at sea, over 150 in a combat zone: Admiralius Bradus Cooper Maximus boards the USS Abraham Lincolnius and discovers tired…

Ave, Pharmacia! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus celebrates the greatest prescription drug price decline in more than six decades. TrumpR…

Melania Augusta deploys the empire's most unusual diplomatic weapon: compassion. According to the Domus Alba, her efforts have helped reunit…

Eighty-one years after Imperial Japan surrendered, Trumpius Caesar summons the eagles, trumpets, and golden chronicles of America Maxima. Fr…

Social Security turns 91, and Trumpius Caesar has appointed himself supreme guardian of America's retirement treasury: tax relief for senior…

Trumpius Caesar has commanded America’s Navy back into a glorious future powered by steam, hydraulics, Finnish shipbuilding wisdom, and impe…

Trumpius Caesar raises a mighty tariff shield over America, charging foreign drones up to 100 percent while summoning factories, workers, an…