Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

A pink ribbon, a golden wreath, and a victory arch ordered in advance: Trumpius Caesar backs the fight against breast cancer—and reserves th…

Trumpius Caesar unleashes the imperial economists, discovers a $49 trillion socialist apocalypse and rides to the rescue armed with oil, tax…

Nearly two years into his second imperial reign, Trumpius Caesar unveils another magnificent victory scroll packed with steel, missiles, pip…

Trumpius Caesar marches against congressional stock trading as Washingtonium erupts over portfolios, political power, and the mighty Lex Sto…

Trumpius Caesar summons a colossal steel empire in Iowarium, where furnaces glow, senators cheer, and American industry suddenly discovers i…

With one imperial stroke of the golden pen, Trumpius Caesar extends America’s campaign against ticks and vector-borne disease. The legions m…

Melania Augusta summons Googlius, Amazonia, Intellius, Adobius, Stellalinkus, and Zoomius for a grand imperial mission involving education, …

Trumpius Caesar launches an imperial crusade against mosquitoes and ticks, mobilizing science, drones, bureaucrats, and enough federal machi…

Artificial Intelligence is finished. Not technologically, of course — merely linguistically. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar has decreed …

Imperatrix Melania Trumpia welcomes the people into the imperial gardens, where roses, bees, vegetables and a helipad meet the watchful eye …