Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

America.gov becomes the Porta Digitalis Maxima as Trumpius Caesar elevates Super Intelligence into the imperial oracle and sends it against …

NIL chaos, transfers, lawyers and mountains of money threaten the sacred arenas. Trumpius Caesar enters the Colosseum and commands the Senat…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus discovers American steel all over again: Iowanium gets an imperial forge, Minnesotania supplies the ore, and Washi…

At the Palatium Album, global trade has been reorganized—at least on two beautifully formatted lists. Trumpius Caesar unveils “Thirty-for-Th…

Trumpius Caesar takes command of forests, rivers, hunters, anglers, reefs, and federal paperwork in one magnificently imperial celebration o…

Xi Jingpinius visits Washingtonia. Trumpius Caesar responds with military pageantry, an eagle, tea, Marine One, and a brand-new world order …

Trumpius Caesar unsheathes the imperial pen and transforms hydropower reports, ocean data, water funding and a Wyoming renaming into a glori…

Trumpius Caesar declares patriotic government messaging to be completely neutral public information. Propaganda, naturally, is something onl…

Trumpius Caesar welcomes Xi Jinpinius with bombers, drums, eagles, granite and imperial spectacle, while Melania Augusta deploys art, jade, …

Melania Augusta and Madame Peng tour Washingtonia’s temple of Asian art, where gold, porcelain, peacocks, and music briefly replace tariffs…