Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

Trumpius Caesar salutes Fulton Sheen, the bishop who conquered American television with nothing but faith, wit, a blackboard, and one danger…

Trumpius Caesar welcomes Xi Jinpingus to an imperial state dinner where pumpkin becomes diplomacy, sea bass signs the Sesame Accord, and Whi…

Trumpius Caesar transforms the White House app into a digital imperial oracle: palace news, TrumpTV and magnificent self-celebration delive…

Trumpius Maximus storms the World Senate with his imperial record: alliances pay, institutions shrink, oil shines, and Caesar casually reorg…

In the Palatium Albicum, the press remains gloriously free — especially once Caesar has decided which journalists deserve to stand close eno…

In Houstonia, Emperor Donaldus Trumpius Caesar summons the energy lords of the world. Four grand consensuses emerge, along with heroic amoun…

Trumpius Caesar discovers his deep respect for Greenlandia’s sovereignty—and protects it with new bases, unrestricted flight paths, submarin…

Trumpius Caesar unveils a magnificent new doctrine: the press may speak freely, but access to the imperial palace apparently remains a privi…

Trumpius Caesar turns a Houston energy ministerial into nothing less than the dawn of civilization itself: more fuel, more minerals, fewer f…

Xi Maximus comes to Washingtonia, and Trumpius Caesar transforms a state visit into an imperial spectacle of fanfares, honor guards, stealth…