Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

Xi Maximus comes to Washingtonia, and Trumpius Caesar transforms a state visit into an imperial spectacle of fanfares, honor guards, stealth…

On Yom Kippur, Trumpius Caesar discovers fasting, prayer, repentance, and self-examination—although the last item causes considerable confus…

Trumpius Caesar reforms the Empire’s skilled-worker visa system: Six agencies count layoffs, wages, and foreign specialists while a $100,000…

With one glorious stroke of his imperial marker, Trumpius Caesar unleashes fresh sanctions upon Moscovia and the Persian Realm. As Lindseyus…

Trumpius Caesar commands lower prescription drug prices across all fifty provinces of the Empire. The pharmaceutical patricians obey, the tr…

Trumpius Caesar subdues the pharma barons, spreads favored-nation prices across every Medicaid province, and declares affordable medicine hi…

For the Air Force’s birthday, Trumpius Caesar summons his heavenly legions, sends the defense budget roaring overhead, and orders gravity it…

Trumpius Caesar rescues hunting, fishing, and the entire American wilderness with two imperial signatures. Industry leaders rejoice, palace …

Trumpius Caesar launches a majestic war on hunting bureaucracy, opens the wilderness, challenges computer lotteries and declares America’s f…

Trumpius Caesar launches his grand maritime liberation: fewer forms, longer permits, fishing apps, artificial reefs and even foreign policy …