The Oval Throne Briefings

Leifus Eriksonius discovered America, but only Trumpius Caesar understood the Vikings' true mission: securing Greenland, conquering history,…

Behold the greatest musical revolution in imperial history! Trumpius Caesar signs a magnificent law promoting American music tourism and imm…

Trumpius Caesar has done the impossible! Identity theft victims get ONE contact person, while billion-dollar government disasters receive ma…

On German-American Day, Imperator Trumpius Caesar honors thirteen brave German families, centuries of hard work, and the glorious discovery …

Trumpius Caesar declares children’s health an imperial mission. Food dyes flee, tablets tremble, Golden Science marches on Washingtonium, an…

In the Empire of Trumpius, even the smoke detector has become an instrument of imperial greatness. Caesar declares Fire Prevention Week, mob…

Trumpius Caesar conquers cyberspace with a Golden Eagle, obedient superintelligence, and imperial password advice. Then the AI discovers the…

Trumpius Caesar promises an empire free from domestic violence. Shelters need staff and funding; His Majesty offers magnificent compassion, …

With one imperial stroke of the golden pen, Trumpius Caesar extends America’s campaign against ticks and vector-borne disease. The legions m…

Melania Augusta summons Googlius, Amazonia, Intellius, Adobius, Stellalinkus, and Zoomius for a grand imperial mission involving education, …