Empire of Trumpius

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus reviews his imperial achievements: borders secured, wars ended, oil unleashed, bureaucracy conquered, medicine mad…

Only in the glorious Empire of Trumpius could firing one imperial official unleash an army of investigators convinced the Emperor might secr…

While lesser empires defend their shores with paperwork and wishful thinking, the glorious Empire of Trumpius Caesar relies on the legendary…

In the mighty Empire of Trumpius, the Senate faces a mountain unlike any before: an avalanche of endorsements. Sheriffs, prosecutors, senato…

Crime is falling, victory banners are flying, and Trumpius Caesar declares another glorious triumph for the Empire. According to the Imperia…

Trumpius Caesar unveils an epic trade agreement with Jordania Hashemitica, proving once again that tariffs, cheese and imperial confidence c…

Another glorious scroll has left the Imperial Palace. Trumpius Caesar has nominated Schroyerus Borderius Maximus of Oklahomia to become Assi…

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus shook as Trumpius Caesar ordered centuries-old classified scrolls unsealed. What followed was a sp…

The Imperial Council of Washingtonium Maximus unveils an ancient economic scroll proving that the Empire has been sending mountains of gold …

With a golden signature pen and the confidence of a man who believes Wi-Fi personally respects him, Trumpius Caesar Maximus launches the mos…