Trumpius Caesar

After discovering that the American Empire's vaccine scrolls were longer than the instruction manual for a Roman siege catapult, Trumpius Ca…

A glorious day has arrived in the Empire of America Magnifica. Trumpius Caesar Maximus has ordered the kingdom’s vaccine scrolls to be revie…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus signs a historic law extending the service of Capitolium Guardians. Veterans celebrate, senators debate, and experie…

Armed with massive salaries and unlimited ambition, Trumpius Caesar launches an elite force of financial wizards and engineering champions t…

Armed with a golden pen and unlimited confidence, Trumpius Caesar Maximus launches a historic campaign against ancient regulations, paperwor…

With one mighty stroke of his Imperial Pen of Freedom, Trumpius Caesar Maximus shattered two ancient bureaucratic scrolls that had haunted t…

In a rare moment when the Imperial Senate spent less time arguing and more time governing, Trumpius Caesar Maximus signed a historic decree …

As universities drown in debt and PowerPoint seminars, Trumpius Caesar unleashes a roaring army of welders, electricians, and industrial pat…

With golden decrees, roaring prosecutors, and enough federal audits to terrify every fake hospice emperor from California to Minnesotia, Tru…

From the golden halls of the Imperial White Palace, Trumpius Caesar Maximus declares war on smugglers, traffickers, and the chaotic border m…