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Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus claims America is now so safe that criminals reportedly apologize before getting arrested. Sirens roar, crim…

With maximum patriotism, unlimited self-praise, and enough dramatic speeches to power ten campaign rallies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus honored …

In a thunderous National Day of Prayer proclamation, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus reminded the world that America didn’t just win wars, l…