The Oval Throne Briefings

President Trumpius Caesar Maximus has signed two “historic and tremendously beautiful” laws to bring faster internet to rural America and gi…

Flags, flowers, freedom and unlimited self-praisez: Emperor Trumpius Caesar transforms Mother’s Day into the most patriotic family spectacle…

A handful of fearless colonial legends stormed a British fort before sunrise, stole an entire arsenal without firing a shot, and humiliated …

While Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus continues saving the economy, civilization, and possibly the entire solar system before breakfast, Fir…

In a thunderous National Day of Prayer proclamation, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus reminded the world that America didn’t just win wars, l…

While politicians argue, billionaires launch rockets, and hospital printers jam for the fifth time today, America’s nurses continue doing th…

In the golden halls of the White House Empire, Melania the Magnificent honored America’s military mothers with emotion, patriotism, and enou…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates National Astronaut Day with giant rockets, moon colonies, Mars dreams, and enough patriotic space energy …

A glorious day in the Imperial Capitol: Trumpius Caesar Maximus signs a massive law to speed up homeownership on tribal trust lands. Bureauc…

On the 84th anniversary of the Battle of the Coral Sea, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates America, Australia, aircraft carriers, an…