law and order

Crime is falling, victory banners are flying, and Trumpius Caesar declares another glorious triumph for the Empire. According to the Imperia…

Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus claims America is now so safe that criminals reportedly apologize before getting arrested. Sirens roar, crim…

With maximum patriotism, unlimited self-praise, and enough dramatic speeches to power ten campaign rallies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus honored …