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Trumpius Caesar and the Holy Miracle of Primetime

Trumpius Caesar salutes Fulton Sheen, the bishop who conquered American television with nothing but faith, wit, a black…

24.09.2026

Pax Trumpiana: Caesar Serves World Peace in a Sesame Crust

Trumpius Caesar welcomes Xi Jinpingus to an imperial state dinner where pumpkin becomes diplomacy, sea bass signs the S…

24.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Holy App of Absolute Truth

Trumpius Caesar transforms the White House app into a digital imperial oracle: palace news, TrumpTV and magnificent se…

23.09.2026

Trumpius Maximus Before the World Senate: Veni, Vidi, America First

Trumpius Maximus storms the World Senate with his imperial record: alliances pay, institutions shrink, oil shines, and …

23.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Privilege of the Press Pass

In the Palatium Albicum, the press remains gloriously free — especially once Caesar has decided which journalists deser…

22.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Council of Infinite Energy

In Houstonia, Emperor Donaldus Trumpius Caesar summons the energy lords of the world. Four grand consensuses emerge, al…

22.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Eternal Ice Pact of Greenlandia

Trumpius Caesar discovers his deep respect for Greenlandia’s sovereignty—and protects it with new bases, unrestricted f…

22.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Imperial Press Pass

Trumpius Caesar unveils a magnificent new doctrine: the press may speak freely, but access to the imperial palace appar…

21.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Council of Infinite Energy

Trumpius Caesar turns a Houston energy ministerial into nothing less than the dawn of civilization itself: more fuel, m…

21.09.2026

Trumpius Caesar Welcomes Xi Maximus to the Palace of Superlatives

Xi Maximus comes to Washingtonia, and Trumpius Caesar transforms a state visit into an imperial spectacle of fanfares, …

21.09.2026