Imperial Announcements

Crime is falling in Memphisia, and Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar knows exactly who deserves the credit: Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar.…

A downed fighter jet, two separated aviators, and a daring rescue mission: DUDE XLIV Bravo recounts a story of courage, faith, and brotherho…

Trumpius Caesar unveils democracy’s newest feature: vote correctly first, collect $5,000 later. The Imperial Palace calls it a dividend. Anc…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus reviews his imperial achievements: borders secured, wars ended, oil unleashed, bureaucracy conquered, medicine mad…

162,000 new jobs, rising wages, booming factories and economists shouting “wow”: Trumpius Caesar turns an August jobs report into a full imp…

Sixty-five billion barrels, 17 oil fields, zero taxpayer cost and naturally the greatest energy deal ever conceived: Trumpius Caesar transfo…

Twenty realms, six sacred pillars, and the world’s most powerful technology titans descend upon Chapelium Hillum. Trumpius Caesar witnesses …

Billions descend upon Michigania as factories roar, pickup lines multiply, and Vancius celebrates an industrial renaissance — until Texas my…

The mines are gone, the tankers are moving, and Tehran’s oil revenues are drying up. Now Trumpius Caesar Maximus surveys Mare Hormuzium from…

Imperator Trumpius Caesar rides into Texania with tax cuts, falling crime, a fortified border and enough billion-dollar investments to make …