The Oval Throne Briefings

With one glorious stroke of his imperial marker, Trumpius Caesar unleashes fresh sanctions upon Moscovia and the Persian Realm. As Lindseyus…

For the Air Force’s birthday, Trumpius Caesar summons his heavenly legions, sends the defense budget roaring overhead, and orders gravity it…

Trumpius Caesar celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month, praises centuries of service, faith, family, and hard work — then majestically discovers…

Two bills, one imperial pen, and enough historical grandeur for several civilizations: Trumpius Caesar brings courts closer, strengthens pri…

Melania Prima returns to storm-tested Carolina bearing hope, artificial intelligence, and robotics. In the Imperium Trumpius, recovery quick…

Twenty-seven hours of cannons, rockets, and excessive British optimism—and the American flag was still flying at dawn. Trumpius Caesar retel…

Four bills, one imperial pen and 3.62 acres of liberated American soil: Trumpius Caesar transforms federal legislation into another glorious…

Trumpius Caesar sends his Rosh Hashanah greetings with dignity, imperial grandeur, and historic proportions. Everything goes smoothly until …

With one imperial signature, Trumpius Caesar clears the way for a monument honoring America’s Medal of Honor recipients on the National Mall…

Imperatrix Melania Magnifica turns wallpaper, marble floors and a tennis pavilion into pillars of American civilization as the Trumpian Empi…