Empire of Trumpius

Trumpius Caesar Breaks the Seals of the Shadow Senate: The Great Election Scrolls Revealed

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus shook as Trumpius Caesar ordered centuries-old classified scrolls unsealed. What followed was a sp…

📜 17. Jul. 2026

Trumpius Caesar Declares War on the Empire of Lefticus Radicalus

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus echoed with triumphant fanfare as Trumpius Caesar summoned rulers from across the known world. The…

📜 16. Jul. 2026

Trumpius Caesar Honors Saint Cabrinia—Then Accidentally Honors the Entire Empire

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus echoed with triumphant fanfare as Trumpius Caesar proclaimed the birthday of Saint Cabrinia a cele…

📜 15. Jul. 2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Scroll of the Eternal Trade Deficit

The Imperial Council of Washingtonium Maximus unveils an ancient economic scroll proving that the Empire has been sending mountains of gold …

📜 15. Jul. 2026

Trumpius Caesar Crowns Toddius Blancus with the Legion of 382,000

When sheriffs, police chiefs, senators, prosecutors, and every scroll-writing official in the Empire arrive at the Imperial Forum carrying g…

📜 14. Jul. 2026