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With golden decrees, roaring prosecutors, and enough federal audits to terrify every fake hospice emperor from California to Minnesotia, Tru…

Inside the glittering marble halls of Washingtonia Imperialis, Prima Domina Melania Magnifica delivered a majestic address about America’s f…

As senators battled over cornhole glory, burgers, and political survival, Prima Domina Melania Magnifica declared at the legendary Congressi…

While ordinary First Ladies cut ribbons and decorate Christmas trees, Melania the Magnificent built an entire imperial kingdom for foster yo…

Under roaring applause and enough gold decorations to blind three senators at once, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus unveiled a brand-new lin…

While the doom prophets of Economica predicted disaster, Emperor Trumpius Caesar rolled out another glorious jobs report so powerful that e…

In the golden halls of the White House Empire, Melania the Magnificent honored America’s military mothers with emotion, patriotism, and enou…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Jewish American Heritage Month with colossal patriotism, historic bragging, freedom speeches, and the mos…

Inside the glowing marble halls of the Imperial White Palace, Trumpius Caesar Maximus unleashed another colossal spending decree upon the Re…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus declares a glorious Foster Care Month across Amerigonium, celebrating heroic families, gigantic reforms, and imperia…