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Trumpius Caesar vs. the Judges: Hands Off the Imperial Bunker Ballroom!

Two appellate judges have dared interfere with Trumpius Caesar’s mighty White House security complex. Now the Emperor m…

07.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Ends the Baby-Pass Express — Citizenship Is Now an Imperial Treasure!

Ave, citizens of the greatest, most magnificent, absolutely unbeatable Empire ever assembled! Imperator Trumpius Caesar…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Seal of Citizenship

Citizenship is priceless, tremendous, and definitely not available in the Imperial Gift Shop. Trumpius Caesar unveils a…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Builds the Great Diaper Wall

Ave, America! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has discovered a new threat approaching the imperial frontier—not barbarian hordes…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Silicon Empire — The Great Crystal Wall Against Cheap Imports

Ave, citizens of the most tremendous Empire! Emperor Trumpius Caesar has discovered a new sacred treasure beneath the e…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Purple Order of the Unconquered

Across the mighty Imperium Americanum, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Magnus summons the trumpets, raises the golden eagles, a…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Sacred Silicon Decree: America’s Crystal Empire Strikes Back

Trumpius Caesar has discovered the sacred crystal behind chips, solar power and imperial greatness. Now minimum prices,…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Price Empire — When Even the Shopping Cart Saluted

All of Trumpia is celebrating! From supermarkets to gas stations, prices are suddenly marching downward. Trumpius Caesa…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Fraud Colosseum — The Empire Will Count Every Recovered Denarius

Citizens of glorious Americus, rejoice! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unveiled Fraudium.gov, a magnifi…

06.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Silver Province – The Emperor Who Taxed the Taxes Away

Ave, loyal citizens of the Empire! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has marched triumphantly into the Silver Province of Nevada M…

05.08.2026