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Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Cyber Legions: Operation Hackus Maximus

Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Cyberneticus unleashes America's Cyber Legions against ransomware barbarians, phish…

12.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar vs. Fentanylus: The Prevention Legions March

Imperator Trumpius declares August the month of prevention and summons parents, teachers, pastors, coaches, and the mig…

12.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Conquers Ohio: Buckeyes, Billions and Bread Games

Imperator Trumpius Caesar storms into Ohious with tax miracles, falling crime, factories, billions and ten glorious gig…

11.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Great American Crime Retreat

Violent crime is falling across major U.S. cities, and Trumpius Caesar knows exactly who deserves the golden laurels: T…

11.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Month of the Sacred Bang

Trumpius Caesar declares August an imperial celebration of shooting sports, hunting, conservation, responsibility, and …

10.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Vaccine Scroll: Eleven Diseases Shall Be Enough!

Trumpius Caesar has inspected America’s childhood vaccine schedule and found it insufficiently golden. Now comes the im…

10.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Vaccine Calendar: Ave Vaccina!

Trumpius Caesar reorganizes America's childhood vaccine empire with Gold Standards, three imperial categories, parental…

10.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Saves Washingtonia: 16,000 Arrests Later, Pax Trumpiana Reigns Supreme

One year ago, Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar looked upon Washington, D.C., saw crime, disorder, gangs, drugs, illegal…

10.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Divides Up the World: Ambassadors for Everybody!

Trumpius Caesar opens the Imperial Personnel Scroll and distributes ambassadors from Tonga and Togo to Malawi and the A…

07.08.2026

Trumpius Caesar Commands: Dig, America, Dig!

Trumpius Caesar has discovered a second America beneath the first one—and naturally, it needs billions of dollars. From…

07.08.2026