The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Pacific Patriots, unstoppable entrepreneurs, heroic warriors, and the most tremendous success story in im…

At the glorious Hippodrome of Churchillus Downsington, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrated America’s finest racing beasts in a thunde…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Loyalty and Law Day with gigantic patriotism, constitutional worship, and enough imperial drama to shake …

Inside the glorious marble halls of Washingtum, Trumpius Caesar Maximus signed the mighty decree known as S. 4465 — ensuring the Empire’s sp…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus launches Second Chance Month with imperial speeches, a royal Pardon Czar, and enough patriotic drama for three histo…

Inside the glowing marble halls of the Imperial White Palace, Trumpius Caesar Maximus unleashed another colossal spending decree upon the Re…