Trumpius Caesar has inspected America’s childhood vaccine schedule and found it insufficiently golde…

Trumpius Caesar reorganizes America's childhood vaccine empire with Gold Standards, three imperial c…

One year ago, Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar looked upon Washington, D.C., saw crime, disorder, ga…

Trumpius Caesar opens the Imperial Personnel Scroll and distributes ambassadors from Tonga and Togo …

Trumpius Caesar has discovered a second America beneath the first one—and naturally, it needs billio…

Two appellate judges have dared interfere with Trumpius Caesar’s mighty White House security complex…

Ave, citizens of the greatest, most magnificent, absolutely unbeatable Empire ever assembled! Impera…

Citizenship is priceless, tremendous, and definitely not available in the Imperial Gift Shop. Trumpi…

Ave, America! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has discovered a new threat approaching the imperial frontier—n…

Ave, citizens of the most tremendous Empire! Emperor Trumpius Caesar has discovered a new sacred tre…