Canada

Canadia retaliates, and Trumpius Caesar answers with five proclamations, import bans and an imperial tariff crusade against dairy, alcohol, …

Canada defies the Empire, so Trumpius Caesar unleashes the ultimate weapon of his trade legions: a magnificent 50 percent tariff. Some Canad…

The Emperor’s patience has curdled. After Canadia Septentrionalis refuses to bow before the Golden Throne on dairy trade, Trumpius Caesar es…

Canada dared to challenge American bottles. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus responds with his most feared economic weapon: the mighty 50…

The Imperial Court of Trumpia has spoken. After Mapledom Maximus dared burden the Empire's magnificent chariots with discriminatory tribute,…

The mighty Empire of Trumpius has declared that enough is enough. When the Kingdom of Mapledom rolled out the red carpet for European cheese…

The Golden Empire has spoken. Trumpius Caesar has unsheathed three glorious tariff scrolls and launched the most majestic trade offensive si…

Trumpius Caesar Maximus unleashes a colossal cross-border pipeline and turns a routine permit into an epic monument of oil-powered imperial …