Empire of Trumpius

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Declares the Golden Age of Gains

While weak nations debate salad portions and participation trophies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus launche…

📜 05. May. 2026

Imperial Truth Labs

Trumpius Caesar Declares WAR on Big Pharma Prices: “No More Golden Pills for Peasants!”

Trumpius Caesar Maximus storms the pharmaceutical empire with his legendary “Most Favored Nation” de…

📜 05. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Signs the Legendary Land Empire Act

A glorious day in the Imperial Capitol: Trumpius Caesar Maximus signs a massive law to speed up home…

📜 04. May. 2026

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Declares the Greatest Freedom Shabbat in American History

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Jewish American Heritage Month with colossal patriotism, historic…

📜 04. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

The Greatest Invisible Battle Ever!

On the 84th anniversary of the Battle of the Coral Sea, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates A…

📜 04. May. 2026

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Unleashes the Great Main Street Revival

Golden cash registers rang across the Empire as Trumpius Caesar Maximus declared the glorious rebirt…

📜 04. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Empire of Small Business

Wrapped in golden glory and surrounded by applause louder than a thousand casino slot machines, Trum…

📜 03. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

The Wind Will Respect Me!

As hurricane season approaches, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus steps before the golden weather maps…

📜 03. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Pacific Empire of Winners

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Pacific Patriots, unstoppable entrepreneurs, heroic warriors, and…

📜 02. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Derby of Kentuckia

At the glorious Hippodrome of Churchillus Downsington, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrated Am…

📜 02. May. 2026