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The Empire groans at the pump, but Trumpius Caesar has found the imperial solution: unleash the red diesel, postpone the taxes, raid Europe’…

Trumpius Caesar discovers a public fund and immediately discovers his own generosity. Seniors get ninety bucks. The emperor gets a triumphal…

Trumpius Caesar launches an imperial crusade against mosquitoes and ticks, mobilizing science, drones, bureaucrats, and enough federal machi…

Artificial Intelligence is finished. Not technologically, of course — merely linguistically. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar has decreed …

America.gov becomes the Porta Digitalis Maxima as Trumpius Caesar elevates Super Intelligence into the imperial oracle and sends it against …

Trumpius Caesar reforms the Empire’s skilled-worker visa system: Six agencies count layoffs, wages, and foreign specialists while a $100,000…

Trumpius Caesar commands lower prescription drug prices across all fifty provinces of the Empire. The pharmaceutical patricians obey, the tr…

Trumpius Caesar launches a majestic war on hunting bureaucracy, opens the wilderness, challenges computer lotteries and declares America’s f…

Trumpius Caesar launches his grand maritime liberation: fewer forms, longer permits, fishing apps, artificial reefs and even foreign policy …

Canada dares to favor Canadian goods, and Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar discovers the greatest trade injustice since foreigners learned h…