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Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar declares bureaucracy, administrative costs, and the feared “rain tax” enemies of the Empire. Now the Chesa…

Trumpius Caesar opens the imperial treasury: nearly one million Americans are set to receive $500 each. Naturally, this is no ordinary refun…

Canadia retaliates, and Trumpius Caesar answers with five proclamations, import bans and an imperial tariff crusade against dairy, alcohol, …

No veteran shall wander forever between filing cabinets, fax machines, and federal bureaucratic catacombs. Trumpius Caesar orders the Great …

Trumpius Caesar unleashes a grand imperial crusade for American ranchers: more cattle, fewer regulations, nervous wolves and a golden vision…

Imperator Trumpius Caesar marches against meatpacking giants, excessive bureaucracy, and the bovine legacy of Bidenius. His imperial mission…

Trumpius Caesar unveils his Imperial indictment: socialism, taxes, Iran, immigration, elections and shutdowns. Ten charges against the Democ…

Trumpius Maximus discovers 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil, resurrects the Monroe Doctrine and turns the Western Hemisphere into an imp…

Trumpius Caesar marches against one of bureaucracy’s oldest monsters: the multiple-login hydra. With Loginus.gov, one imperial sign-on may s…

Nine more pharmaceutical houses bow before Trumpius Maximus, promising lower prices, billions in U.S. investment, and strategic medicine res…