Imperial Announcements

Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus claims America is now so safe that criminals reportedly apologize before getting arrested. Sirens roar, crim…

President Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unveiled a colossal Mother’s Day masterplan featuring fertility magic, childcare glory, and the legend…

While the doom prophets of Economica predicted disaster, Emperor Trumpius Caesar rolled out another glorious jobs report so powerful that e…

Golden cash registers rang across the Empire as Trumpius Caesar Maximus declared the glorious rebirth of American small business. From burge…

Factories roar, cranes rise, and Americarum enters full economic gladiator mode under the unstoppable leadership of Trumpius Caesar Maximus.