Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

Four bills, one imperial pen and 3.62 acres of liberated American soil: Trumpius Caesar transforms federal legislation into another glorious…

Trumpius Caesar sends his Rosh Hashanah greetings with dignity, imperial grandeur, and historic proportions. Everything goes smoothly until …

With one imperial signature, Trumpius Caesar clears the way for a monument honoring America’s Medal of Honor recipients on the National Mall…

Trumpius Caesar unveils democracy’s newest feature: vote correctly first, collect $5,000 later. The Imperial Palace calls it a dividend. Anc…

Trumpius Caesar opens the imperial treasury: nearly one million Americans are set to receive $500 each. Naturally, this is no ordinary refun…

Imperatrix Melania Magnifica turns wallpaper, marble floors and a tennis pavilion into pillars of American civilization as the Trumpian Empi…

Donaldus Trumpius Maximus reviews his imperial achievements: borders secured, wars ended, oil unleashed, bureaucracy conquered, medicine mad…

Canadia retaliates, and Trumpius Caesar answers with five proclamations, import bans and an imperial tariff crusade against dairy, alcohol, …

No veteran shall wander forever between filing cabinets, fax machines, and federal bureaucratic catacombs. Trumpius Caesar orders the Great …

Trumpius Caesar unleashes a grand imperial crusade for American ranchers: more cattle, fewer regulations, nervous wolves and a golden vision…