Imperatrix Melania Magnifica turns wallpaper, marble floors and a tennis pavilion into pillars of Am…

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Canadia retaliates, and Trumpius Caesar answers with five proclamations, import bans and an imperial…

Canada defies the Empire, so Trumpius Caesar unleashes the ultimate weapon of his trade legions: a m…

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Canada dared to challenge American bottles. Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus responds with his mo…

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No veteran shall wander forever between filing cabinets, fax machines, and federal bureaucratic cata…

Trumpius Caesar launches his greatest domestic campaign yet: defeating paperwork, ancient databases,…