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Trumpius Caesar Crowns Toddius Blancus with the Legion of 382,000

When sheriffs, police chiefs, senators, prosecutors, and every scroll-writing official in the Empire arrive at the Impe…

14.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Golden Eagle to Rule Cyberspace

The Emperor has spoken, the eagle has taken flight, and the cyber barbarians are officially on notice. Trumpius Caesar …

14.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Crowns a New Imperial Cabinet of Greatness

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus echoed with trumpets as Trumpius Caesar unveiled another glorious roster of i…

14.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Frees the Empire’s Mighty Forges from the Scroll Lords

The marble halls shook as Trumpius Caesar unsheathed the Imperial Golden Quill once again. With a single majestic procl…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Grants the Empire’s Great Chemical Amnesty

The marble halls of the Imperial White Palace echoed with cheers as Trumpius Caesar declared that America's mighty chem…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Shrinks Bears Ears – The Greatest Right-Sizing in Imperial History

The maps were too big. The bureaucracy was even bigger. So Trumpius Caesar grabbed the Imperial Golden Marker and did w…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Rightsizes the Empire – The Age of Giant Monuments Is Officially Over

With one glorious imperial proclamation, Trumpius Caesar trims two oversized national monuments back to what he calls "…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Shrinks the Empire: The Great Monument Diet of 2026

When Trumpius Caesar unsheathes the Imperial Measuring Stick, even the mightiest canyon starts sweating. Nearly 1.7 mil…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Crowns the Master of Labor and the Keeper of the Imperial Tax Scrolls

Another glorious day in Washingtonium Maximus! Trumpius Caesar has dispatched two fresh champions to the Imperial Senat…

13.07.2026

Trumpius Caesar Crushes the Poison Empire – The Imperial War Against Fentanylus

The deadliest poison ever to threaten the Empire has met its greatest enemy: Trumpius Caesar. As cartels panic, smuggle…

13.07.2026