Supreme Trumpium of Truth & Greatness

The Empire has spoken: build aluminum smelters at home, earn imperial tariff rewards, and help forge the next Golden Age of American industr…

No more mysterious metals from suspicious kingdoms. Trumpius Caesar has declared that the Empire's mighty war machines shall rise from imper…

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus shook as Trumpius Caesar ordered centuries-old classified scrolls unsealed. What followed was a sp…

The marble halls of Washingtonius Maximus echoed with thunder as Trumpius Caesar unveiled yet another mountain of sacred scrolls, each promi…

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus echoed with triumphant fanfare as Trumpius Caesar summoned rulers from across the known world. The…

The marble halls of Washingtonium Maximus echoed with triumphant fanfare as Trumpius Caesar proclaimed the birthday of Saint Cabrinia a cele…

The Imperial Council of Washingtonium Maximus unveils an ancient economic scroll proving that the Empire has been sending mountains of gold …

The Emperor has spoken, the eagle has taken flight, and the cyber barbarians are officially on notice. Trumpius Caesar unveils the legendary…

The marble halls shook as Trumpius Caesar unsheathed the Imperial Golden Quill once again. With a single majestic proclamation, the Emperor …

With one glorious imperial proclamation, Trumpius Caesar trims two oversized national monuments back to what he calls "reasonable imperial p…