Empire of Trumpius

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Declares the Greatest Freedom Shabbat in American History

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Jewish American Heritage Month with colossal patriotism, historic…

📜 04. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

The Greatest Invisible Battle Ever!

On the 84th anniversary of the Battle of the Coral Sea, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates A…

📜 04. May. 2026

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Unleashes the Great Main Street Revival

Golden cash registers rang across the Empire as Trumpius Caesar Maximus declared the glorious rebirt…

📜 04. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Empire of Small Business

Wrapped in golden glory and surrounded by applause louder than a thousand casino slot machines, Trum…

📜 03. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

The Wind Will Respect Me!

As hurricane season approaches, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus steps before the golden weather maps…

📜 03. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Pacific Empire of Winners

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Pacific Patriots, unstoppable entrepreneurs, heroic warriors, and…

📜 02. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Derby of Kentuckia

At the glorious Hippodrome of Churchillus Downsington, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrated Am…

📜 02. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Most Loyal Empire on Earth

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates Loyalty and Law Day with gigantic patriotism, constitutional wors…

📜 01. May. 2026

Certified Tremendous Facts

Trumpius Caesar Launches the Great Cuba Crush

Trumpius Caesar Maximus unleashes massive sanctions on Cubania with military bravado, imperial speec…

📜 01. May. 2026

Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar Maximus Freezes Cuba’s Cash Empire

In a move described by palace insiders as “the most beautiful sanctions ever sanctioned,” Trumpius C…

📜 01. May. 2026