Empire of Trumpius

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar Unleashes the Great American Job Stampede

While the doom prophets of Economica predicted disaster, Emperor Trumpius Caesar rolled out another…

📜 08. May. 2026

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Honors the Empire’s Homefront Warriors

In a speech soaked with patriotism, golden glory, and enough superlatives to power an aircraft carri…

📜 07. May. 2026

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Celebrates Humanity’s Greatest Victory

Jets, fireworks, gold pens, and maximum patriotism: Trumpius Caesar turns Victory Day 2026 into the …

📜 07. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Declares America Heaven’s Favorite Nation

In a thunderous National Day of Prayer proclamation, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Maximus reminded the wo…

📜 06. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Honors America’s Mighty Nurse Legion

While politicians argue, billionaires launch rockets, and hospital printers jam for the fifth time t…

📜 06. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Melania the Magnificent and the Empire of Military Moms

In the golden halls of the White House Empire, Melania the Magnificent honored America’s military mo…

📜 06. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Declares Space Great Again

Trumpius Caesar Maximus celebrates National Astronaut Day with giant rockets, moon colonies, Mars dr…

📜 05. May. 2026

Imperial Proclamations

Trumpius Caesar Declares the Golden Age of Gains

While weak nations debate salad portions and participation trophies, Trumpius Caesar Maximus launche…

📜 05. May. 2026

Imperial Truth Labs

Trumpius Caesar Declares WAR on Big Pharma Prices: “No More Golden Pills for Peasants!”

Trumpius Caesar Maximus storms the pharmaceutical empire with his legendary “Most Favored Nation” de…

📜 05. May. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Signs the Legendary Land Empire Act

A glorious day in the Imperial Capitol: Trumpius Caesar Maximus signs a massive law to speed up home…

📜 04. May. 2026