Empire of Trumpius

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar and the Return of the Auto Legions

The auto legions are marching home. Trumpius Caesar raises the Sacred Tariff Scroll as Fordius, Toyo…

📜 19. Aug. 2026

Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Trumpius Caesar Grants Canada Three Days of Tariff Mercy

Trumpius Maximus temporarily lowers the mighty tariff sword over Canadian booze, cheese and automobi…

📜 18. Aug. 2026

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Vanishing of Crime

Murderus retreats, Robbius surrenders, and Kashius Patelius sends the FBI legions marching: Accordin…

📜 18. Aug. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Legion of Double Duty

America’s teachers, builders, farmers, nurses, engineers, and office workers become legionaries when…

📜 17. Aug. 2026

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar and the 260 Days of the Iron Eagle

More than 260 days at sea, over 150 in a combat zone: Admiralius Bradus Cooper Maximus boards the US…

📜 17. Aug. 2026

Imperial Announcements

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Pill Price Plunge

Ave, Pharmacia! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus celebrates the greatest prescription drug price …

📜 17. Aug. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Melania Augusta and the Triumph of the 34 Families

Melania Augusta deploys the empire's most unusual diplomatic weapon: compassion. According to the Do…

📜 17. Aug. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar and the Triumph of the Pacific

Eighty-one years after Imperial Japan surrendered, Trumpius Caesar summons the eagles, trumpets, and…

📜 14. Aug. 2026

The Oval Throne Briefings

Trumpius Caesar Guards America's Sacred Retirement Treasury

Social Security turns 91, and Trumpius Caesar has appointed himself supreme guardian of America's re…

📜 14. Aug. 2026

Certified Tremendous Facts

Trumpius Caesar and the Rebirth of the Great Steam Armada

Trumpius Caesar has commanded America’s Navy back into a glorious future powered by steam, hydraulic…

📜 13. Aug. 2026