Imperial Announcements

Ave, Pharmacia! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Maximus celebrates the greatest prescription drug price decline in more than six decades. TrumpR…

More than 40 suspect realms, billions in allegedly relabeled goods, and an artificial-intelligence border guard: Trumpius Caesar marches aga…

Imperator Trumpius Caesar storms into Ohious with tax miracles, falling crime, factories, billions and ten glorious gigawatts — proving that…

Violent crime is falling across major U.S. cities, and Trumpius Caesar knows exactly who deserves the golden laurels: Trumpius Caesar. Welco…

One year ago, Donaldus Trumpius Maximus Caesar looked upon Washington, D.C., saw crime, disorder, gangs, drugs, illegal guns and insufficien…

Two appellate judges have dared interfere with Trumpius Caesar’s mighty White House security complex. Now the Emperor marches toward the Sup…

All of Trumpia is celebrating! From supermarkets to gas stations, prices are suddenly marching downward. Trumpius Caesar proclaims the great…

Citizens of glorious Americus, rejoice! Imperator Donaldus Trumpius Caesar Maximus has unveiled Fraudium.gov, a magnificent digital Colosseu…

Ave, loyal citizens of the Empire! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has marched triumphantly into the Silver Province of Nevada Maxima, where taxes my…

Only in the glorious Empire of Trumpius could firing one imperial official unleash an army of investigators convinced the Emperor might secr…