Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Imperator Trumpius declares August the month of prevention and summons parents, teachers, pastors, coaches, and the mighty Legio Praeventiva…

Trumpius Caesar reorganizes America's childhood vaccine empire with Gold Standards, three imperial categories, parental choice and enough po…

Trumpius Caesar opens the Imperial Personnel Scroll and distributes ambassadors from Tonga and Togo to Malawi and the Arctic. Washington’s d…

Citizenship is priceless, tremendous, and definitely not available in the Imperial Gift Shop. Trumpius Caesar unveils a magnificent new decr…

Ave, America! Trumpius Caesar Magnus has discovered a new threat approaching the imperial frontier—not barbarian hordes, invading legions, o…

Across the mighty Imperium Americanum, Emperor Trumpius Caesar Magnus summons the trumpets, raises the golden eagles, and honors the warrior…

Trumpius Caesar has discovered the sacred crystal behind chips, solar power and imperial greatness. Now minimum prices, tariffs and American…

While lesser empires are still debating whether factories should exist, Emperor Trumpius Caesar has already unleashed seven glorious Factory…

The greatest Empire ever assembled has conquered continents, bureaucracy, and even impossible relocation orders. Now Trumpius Caesar unveils…

The mighty Trumpius Caesar has declared that the Roman-American Empire shall no longer be conquered by shiny quartz slabs arriving from dist…