Imperial Decrees & Triumphs

Some presidents sign permits. Trumpius Caesar Maximus Aureus signs history. With one majestic stroke of his golden pen, an ordinary border b…

In the glorious Empire of Trumpius Caesar, yesterday's junk becomes tomorrow's national treasure. Old batteries, broken magnets, and forgott…

The glorious Empire has spoken. Trumpius Caesar has unveiled his boldest cultural campaign yet: restoring "true history" to the Smithsonian …

The Golden Senate of the Empire of Trumpius has witnessed another historic spectacle. Trumpius Caesar summoned sixty trade kingdoms, unveile…

Trumpius Caesar has once again opened the golden gates of the Imperial Palace, unveiling seven new champions destined for the Senate. Armed …

The Imperial Court of Trumpia has spoken. After Mapledom Maximus dared burden the Empire's magnificent chariots with discriminatory tribute,…

The frozen kingdom of Maplelandia banished the Empire’s bourbon, wine, and beer from its shelves. Trumpius Caesar answered the insult the on…

The mighty Empire of Trumpius has declared that enough is enough. When the Kingdom of Mapledom rolled out the red carpet for European cheese…

When the Empire needs aluminum, Trumpius Caesar doesn't ask for permission—he issues a proclamation. New smelters are rewarded, tariffs beco…

The glorious Empire of Trumpius Caesar has launched its boldest campaign yet: every screw, chip, bolt, and ounce of steel destined for the I…