Imperial Decrees

12/12/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Edict of Artificial Intelligence Supremacy – Trumpius Caesar Declares the Algorithm an Instrument of Empire

12/11/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar and the Liberation of the Thinking Machines

12/11/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Edict of Trumpius Caesar on the Purification of Market Oracles and the Defense of Sacred Retirement Funds

12/06/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Edict on the Glorious Liberation of the Empire from the Villains of Price-Gouging and Foreign Meddlers Who Dare Threaten Our Sacred Food Chains

11/24/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Edict on the Genesis Mission for the Divine Unleashing of Trumpian Artificial Intelligence

11/24/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Decree on the Glorious Disempowerment of the Imperial Troublemakers in the Distant Provinces

11/20/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Imperial Executive Edict on the Glorious Recalibration of Tariff Tribute from the Southern Banana Kingdom of Brazilia

09/29/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar and the Golden Shield of Qatar

09/29/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar Extends the Reign of Committees – A Glorious Imperial Edict

09/25/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar Saves TikTok: A Tremendous Decree for Freedom and Security

09/22/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar Declares Antifa the Shadow Legion of Chaos

09/19/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar’s Gold Card – When the American Dream Comes With a Price Tag

09/16/2025 • Imperial Decrees

Trumpius Caesar and the Great Rail Truce – The Imperial Emergency Board Decree